Plain prices. Nae surprises.

Everything below is a starting point. Most projects sit somewhere near these numbers, but we'll confirm your exact cost after a free blether.

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AI Automation

One irritating process, automated end-to-end.

£600setup

+ £195/mo

  • Process mapping workshop
  • One workflow built and tested
  • Plain-English documentation
  • 1 month of tweaks and monitoring
  • Email and phone support
Automate something

AI Assistant

Trained on your documents, answering in your voice.

£450setup

+ £145/mo

  • Knowledge base setup from your files
  • Website chat or internal Slack/Teams bot
  • Human handover when it's out of depth
  • Monthly retraining and tuning
  • Conversation logs you can review
Build a helper

Cloud Hosting

Fast hosting that you stop thinking about.

£55per month

No setup fee

  • Managed hosting for one site or app
  • Nightly backups with real restore tests
  • SSL, updates and security patches
  • Monitoring with human-reviewed alerts
  • Quarterly performance report
Move me to the cloud

IT Support

Tech gremlins sorted before they ruin your day.

£175per month

£55/hour beyond the 4 included hours

  • Up to 4 hours remote support a month
  • 1-hour response when everything's down
  • Hardware and software advice
  • Quarterly tidy-up and health check
  • Rolling monthly plan — no lock-in, 30 days' notice
Get support

Web Design & Hosting

A site that looks like you and works like it should.

£1,950one-off

First 12 months hosting included, then £55/mo

  • Up to 5 bespoke pages
  • Mobile-first design
  • Copy structure and SEO basics
  • Easy-edit training for your team
  • First 12 months of hosting, SSL and updates
Start a website

Social Media Management

Show up online without chaining yourself to your phone.

£395per month

Coming soon

  • Monthly content plan
  • Posts written in your voice
  • Scheduling across 2 platforms
  • Simple engagement and reporting
  • Quarterly strategy review
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All prices exclude VAT. Larger projects and retainers get a fixed quote before any work starts.

No hidden fees

What you see is what you pay. If a job needs more than the standard scope, we tell you before we do it.

No lock-in

Monthly plans are rolling — if it's not earning its keep, give us 30 days' notice and you're done. No awkwardness.

Real humans included

Every price includes talking to a person who understands your setup. No premium support tier required.

Not sure what you need?

We'll tell you straight whether a package fits, or if a one-off custom quote makes more sense. No obligation, no pitch deck.

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